BelgiumThis episode is part of a series of Travel Tales, about Jason’s backpacking trip across Europe in 1995.

Belgium is an odd duck. It gave us Tintin, of course, which is a cultural achievement on par with the Louvre, the works of Mozart, the Sistine Chapel, Björk, or Madame Tussauds. But its best known work of public art is Mannekin Pis, a fountain of a little boy pissing, which the locals like to dress up in little outfits.

Brussels-GrandPlace2Unlike many European countries, Belgium doesn’t have its own language, instead using those of its two bigger neighbors: neither fully French nor Flemish, neither fish nor fowl. So maybe it’s appropriate that I found myself with a guy who was neither boy nor man.

My second night in Brussels, I decided to check out the bar scene. My guidebook mentioned one that turned out to be “not all that”. Maybe I was there the wrong night of the week, but it was dead. I gave it until 11pm, then with four bored glasses of Stella Artois in my belly, I walked out.

The street wasn’t busy with traffic or pedestrians, so of course I noticed the pretty teenage boy I passed, walking in the other direction across the street. He smiled at me, and I smiled back, but I kept going, figuring he was probably headed to the bar. He was cute, but I wasn’t quite pathetic enough to go chasing after him.

But about 50 yards down the street, I realized that I’d gone the wrong direction when I left the bar, so I turned around. As I got close to the bar again, I noticed him again. He’d changed directions too, and had crossed to my side of the street. Was he chasing me?

20BrusselsSprout_001We both slowed as we approached each other. Evaluating him further, I decided he looked a little young to get in to the bar. On the other hand, his tight shorts and a pink tank top would’ve served him well there. Or here on the street, for that matter. But he had the kind of boyish face that looked like it hadn’t spent much time yet in contact with a razor. I was pretty young back then. He was younger.

He stopped in my path, not exactly blocking me, but enough to make him awkward to get around. “Goedenavond!” he said with an engaging smile.

I always got a kick out of it when people assumed I was a local, and addressed me in their language instead of mine, so I’m sure I smiled back at him. “Bonsoir,” he added as I looked him over, apparently covering his linguistic bases.

“Um, English? I mean, I’m American… I speak English.”

“Oh, cool! So are you here for business… or pleasure?” He was clearly flirting with me.

“Just bumming around Europe for a couple months!”

Very cool!”

Now, at that point in my life I’d been around the block enough times to know a little about hooking up with strangers in public places. But his body language didn’t seem quite like that. He wasn’t just trying to pick me up. He was trying to get me to pick him up. And pay for it.

“Look, are you just being friendly or are you trying to…?”

“I can be very friendly!”

“For the right price?”

He smiled impishly, cocking his head slightly. His silence said enough.

I found myself… conflicted. It wasn’t that this guy was too young to get his dick wet… I did it when I was his age, and even with a couple people older than I was. And I didn’t have any problem with prostitution as such. But hustling at his age? That didn’t seem right. Did he really need money that badly? I knew I wasn’t going to “save” him… I wasn’t Richard Gere or anything. But I could at least help him out a little, right?

“Look, I’m not gonna hire you. But how about I buy you something to eat instead?”

His smile disappeared, and he looked confused, as if he wasn’t sure he understood properly what I’d just said.

“Are you hungry? Let’s get some food.” The smile returned. But not the same smile. Less flirtatious, more sincere.

We shared introductions, and my new friend Robbe led the way to a place to eat. He mostly asked questions about me and my big trip, deflecting most of my questions about him.

We arrived at a café, occupied by half a dozen of customers. We sat at a counter, far enough away from the other customers to not be overheard, and asked for a couple coffees; Robbe also ordered a ham sandwich and fries. We kept up the smalltalk until the waitress delivered his plate and turned her attention elsewhere.

20BrusselsSprout_002“You know, we invented these,” Robbe declared, holding up one of his fries.

He dipped it in the splat of mayonnaise on his plate, popped it into his mouth and chewed.

Frieten… fries.” He grabbed another one and dipped it in the mayo. “They’re from here, not France,” he boasted, holding the fry up to my mouth. “In World War 2, American soldiers didn’t understand the difference between Belgium and France, and got the name wrong.” It sounded plausible. I opened my mouth and he fed me the fry. He held onto it as I closed my mouth on his fingers, sucking them briefly.

He winked at me, smiling.

I finally put the question to him: “So how old are you?”

“How old do you want me to be?” He took a bite of his sandwich, watching me out of the corner of his eye as he smiled and chewed.

“I’m not falling for that one!” I smiled slyly.

“I’m 16, OK? It’s legal.”

“Not for money, it isn’t.”

He rolled his eyes.

“Look, dude, if you were older, I’d probably go for it. Or if we were just two guys who both wanted to go at it, that’d be cool. But, I’m not gonna… y’know… hire someone your age.”

“Is that how you’re trying to… how-you-say… justify it? You buy me supper and then we have sex ‘for free’?” He wasn’t angry. He was even smiling a little. But he meant business.

“No, it’s not like that. I don’t expect you to…”

“But you were hoping.” He raised his eyebrow, as he finished chewing and swallowed.

He was right. But I wasn’t going to admit it.

“And I want to do it. But I need more than just frieten and a sandwich for it. So what’s the problem?” He grabbed a few fries, smeared them with mayo, and bit them in half.

I didn’t have an answer. He dipped the fries again and fed them to me, again letting his fingers linger in my mouth. After he pulled them out, he ran his fingertips lightly along my jawline.

We sat in silence as he took a couple drinks from his coffee.

“I’m going to the WC,” he announced, stood, and walked to the men’s room. He glanced back at me and smiled as he went inside. A few seconds later, the door opened again. He poked his head out, winked at me, and let the door close behind him.

I got up, did my best to conceal my hard-on, and walked into the men’s room. It was a single-toilet outfit, and I latched the door behind me.

“Let me give you a blow-job,” he offered, and named a price. It was less than I’d spent on drinks at the bar, so I couldn’t rule it out based on that.

“I shouldn’t.”

“OK, let me jack off for you, then. Half as much.


“You can just watch. You aren’t even doing anything.”

I realized that I’d already decided to hire him… we were just haggling over what I was prepared to buy.

“OK.” I finally mumbled. “Yeah, I’d like that.”

He slid his shorts down to his knees. His cock wasn’t hard at first, but quickly grew as he began to play with it. It was uncut, of course. There was a patch of light-brown hair at its base, but he was otherwise smooth. It wasn’t what I’d call large, but it was easily enough to keep him safe from teasing in the locker room at… whatever level of school he was in.

He slid the foreskin up over his head, then back down. Again, and again. His eyes closed and his mouth opened. His breathing became deeper, and he started to grip tighter, stroking more decisively. He began to move his hips in time to his stroking.

I could hardly deny that I was seriously hard watching this.

20BrusselsSprout_003Robbe’s mouth opened wider, and his brow furrowed. His eyes flicked open, and he looked at me. I looked back, and our eyes held for nearly a minute, as he stroked himself faster and harder. He closed his eyes, and his face contorted. He wasn’t breathing. His hand became a blur.

He gasped for air as his cock thrust upward, thick wads of jizz launching from it, splatting on the tile floor. When he was done, he looked up at me smiling, in what seemed a mixture of relief and accomplishment. It dawned on me that I might not have been his first audience that night.

The restroom door rattled.

We both sprang into action. I wiped his jizz from the floor with toilet paper, as Robbe pulled up his shorts and washed his hands. He flushed the toilet paper, and I unlocked the door.

The middle-age man standing outside looked at us with surprise, then narrowed his eyes. We both maintained perfect poker faces as we walked back to our cooling coffee and the rest of Robbe’s sandwich and fries, then broke into snickering as soon as we sat down. The waitress glared with clear disapproval.

Robbe turned most of his attention to his sandwich. In between bites he worked his way thru the last of his fries, occasionally offering one to me, with a friendly smile.

“Thanks for the food,” he said sincerely when he’d finished. “You’re a good guy.”

“Tell it to Interpol,” I countered with a wry smile. “When they lock me up for.. whatever that just was.”

Robbe laughed. “No, officer, I’ve never seen this man before!

I got up and counted out enough Belgian francs to cover the food and the… show. I put it in Robbe’s hand, and leaned forward, kissing him briefly on the lips. “Take care of yourself, dude.” I held onto the bills until he looked me in the eye.

“I will.”