This one-page Tale was intended as a quickie to be completed in 24 hours, but I missed that target by… a couple days. Let’s just say that Life Is Difficult, and leave it at that.

It occurs to me that this Tale depends a bit on familiarity with some of the other Tales involving “Sir” to fully understand. That’s a hazard of the format here, I suppose. He can most charitably described as an abusive control freak, and this is probably one of the milder examples of that.