Now, some of the less heterosexually inclined readers may be put off by the fact that our guest here is a female person of the non-penis-having variety. I hope you’ll stick around for the conclusion next week, because I do try to tell an entertaining anecdote, regardless of sex or not. And let’s be frank here: the name of this story is “Hot Pussy”, so you can’t say I didn’t warn you. :)

P.S. If this is an issue for you, you might be enjoy “Intruder“, a Tale about another unexpected house guest, of the penis-having kind.