I’m not a morning-sex person. Sure, I wake up with boners like anyone with a fully-functional cock, but I’m usually not in the mood to do anything with it, and when I do, the outcome is usually … meh.

But when I wake up to a cock nudging between my cheeks… you know… I’m not gonna turn down cold pizza for breakfast just because it isn’t piping hot at night, the way I like it best. :)